National Girlfriend Appreciation Day is just around the bend

on thursday december 4th it is national girlfriend appreciation day. all guys with girl friends are expected to treat their woman to a day of fun. it is a day that is like an anniversary. guys should plan a romantic activity that both of you can participate in. in the morning you should make her breakfast in bed. treat her to lunch at one of her favorite resturants. for dinner fix her favorite meal. even if you dont like it eat it anyway to make her happy. the day is all about her. make her feel like a princess. after dinner settle down on the couch and watch her favorite movie. decorate your house/ appartment with flowers and good smelling candles. so i am expecting all guys to participate in this wonderful day.

Attention: New Law Now in Practice!

i would make it a requirement to take a full IQ and common sense test before a person is allowed to operate a motor vehicle. there are so many drivers on the roads these days. Most of them are fine drivers but some should not be allowed behind the wheel. I'm talking about people who drive 10 to 15 miles per hour under the speed limit down a 1 lane street. the people who speed past you, then merge in front of you and slam on the breaks. people who don't signal when they change lanes or are turning. the drivers who don't let you merge. the people who ride your ass all the way down the highway. anyway, i think that this needs to be done because of all of the accidents it creates. if everyone drove safe there would be very few accidents. the number of people killed each year by cars would almost be 0. therefore i feel that something needs to be done about all of the dumb asses behind the wheel. to enforce this law, we need more cops. more cops to pull all of the violators over and give them a ticket and make them take a drivers ed class.