#9 MOVIE STUFF WANTED

there would be many thing that are in the clip that would be in the movies script. the pistol that she uses would be included. when she drives the dodge viper and picks him up would be in the script. details about the location of the fraternity would be in the script. the guns on the table would be included. the objects taht are on or near his cubicle would be included. the objects in the background in the pharmacy could be included. the color of the walls in the drug store would be in th edesription of the scene.

the director could have made the car red. he could have made the guns all fancy and shiny. he could direct the way the explosions went off. he could add little bits of dialogue in the scene to make it better. that he drops the magazine out of the gun the first time he picks it up could have been added by the actor. the colors of the actors cloths could have been added as a last minute thing. the vehicle that was chassing the red car could have been decided by the director. the type of guns that they use could also be chosen by the director.

National Girlfriend Appreciation Day is just around the bend

on thursday december 4th it is national girlfriend appreciation day. all guys with girl friends are expected to treat their woman to a day of fun. it is a day that is like an anniversary. guys should plan a romantic activity that both of you can participate in. in the morning you should make her breakfast in bed. treat her to lunch at one of her favorite resturants. for dinner fix her favorite meal. even if you dont like it eat it anyway to make her happy. the day is all about her. make her feel like a princess. after dinner settle down on the couch and watch her favorite movie. decorate your house/ appartment with flowers and good smelling candles. so i am expecting all guys to participate in this wonderful day.

Attention: New Law Now in Practice!

i would make it a requirement to take a full IQ and common sense test before a person is allowed to operate a motor vehicle. there are so many drivers on the roads these days. Most of them are fine drivers but some should not be allowed behind the wheel. I'm talking about people who drive 10 to 15 miles per hour under the speed limit down a 1 lane street. the people who speed past you, then merge in front of you and slam on the breaks. people who don't signal when they change lanes or are turning. the drivers who don't let you merge. the people who ride your ass all the way down the highway. anyway, i think that this needs to be done because of all of the accidents it creates. if everyone drove safe there would be very few accidents. the number of people killed each year by cars would almost be 0. therefore i feel that something needs to be done about all of the dumb asses behind the wheel. to enforce this law, we need more cops. more cops to pull all of the violators over and give them a ticket and make them take a drivers ed class.

Caution!! Strange Beast on the Run!!!

Warning! keep all small children indoors. a Turduckon is on the run. it is a cross between a turtle, a Duck, and a Dragon it was last spotted in new york, but could be anywhere! it is about 15 feet tall, has 4 legs and feathers. its hard shell makes it extremely hard to kill. it is incredibly fast despite its short stubby legs. it also has the ability to fly. it feasts on small children and cats. it was first sighted in New Zealand. it is most likly a decendant of the dragons in the lord of the rings movie. it is incredibly dangerous and th eonly way to kill it is to slice off its head with a pickled hering.

For Sale: Dehydrated Water.

Have you ever been on a camping trip and not had any water? Well here is your solution: Dehydrated water! It is so simple to make, a child could make it. Just add water to the mixture, and in seconds you have a self-serving of water! It comes in many flavors. such as: Plain, Hard, Toilet, and Sewer. Our product has a life time guaranty. We insure that if you don't like it you will get your money back. For only 5 easy payments of $10, you can have your very own case of dehydrated water. Each case contains 300 cans of dehydrated water. That is enough water for 900 days of survival!!!! So come on down to your local grocery store and pick up some dehydrated water. We guaranty you'll love it!

#3 Picture Discription

The Gibson Les Paul Classic Custom, hands down one of the finest guitars ever made. The shinny black paint covers the whole guitar. a white pin stripe follows the couture of the body of the guitar. the six gold tuning machines give the guitar a look of power. the nine fret markers sit deep in the neck of the guitar, marking the neck with beautiful color. the Gibson logo marked across the head stock symbolizes quality. the six metallic strings flow from the neck down to the tail piece. the gold tail piece and bridge stick out on the shinny black body. the control knobs shine out. displaying the important volume and tone controls. the dual hum bucking pick ups, black with gold dots blend well with the black body. the bright fret wire, marking off the limits of the note. progressively getting smaller from top to bottom. the gold pick up selector switch stands out against the dark as night body. this guitar just screams power!

#2 Celebrity Fan Site

Hey everybody! Its Kevin Jonas here. thank you all for the amazing fan site you have put together for all of us. we thank you all for your support. thank you for uploading all of your fan photos from our concert. i really thank you for coming to our shows. you guys are are biggest support system, other than our parents. with out you guys we would be nothing. i hope that everyone is enjoying our new album. we worked really hard to make our mediocre music. i cant believe that you guys actually like our songs. we try to write our music for our fans. i love to hear all of the fans comments on our music. i really love all of you and cant wait to get back on the road. we love every one of you guys. we thank you all. go to http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6995023117

#1 Picture Discription

1. To my grandparents.

In this picture there is a man named Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is a action actor. He is famous for the show "Walker Texas Ranger." In the picture he is kicking a husky dog. He is using his famous round-house kick to propel the dog backwards. He has used this move many times on his enemies. It has the same result every time, it knocks out the enemy. He is also in the desert.

2. To My Peers.

Chuck Norris was wandering through the desert, when he came upon a sled dog. The dog started to attack Chuck. he instantly ripped off his cloths to reveal his karate suit. This momentarily stunned the dog, which gave Chuck the chance to strike. Chuck Norris round-house kicking this dog in the FACE! He used his powerful leg muscles to tell that dog who is boss! he jumped into the air, spun and planted his foot of steel into the dogs head. His powerful kick propelled the dog backward, sending it into the depths of the outer limits of space.