Caution!! Strange Beast on the Run!!!

Warning! keep all small children indoors. a Turduckon is on the run. it is a cross between a turtle, a Duck, and a Dragon it was last spotted in new york, but could be anywhere! it is about 15 feet tall, has 4 legs and feathers. its hard shell makes it extremely hard to kill. it is incredibly fast despite its short stubby legs. it also has the ability to fly. it feasts on small children and cats. it was first sighted in New Zealand. it is most likly a decendant of the dragons in the lord of the rings movie. it is incredibly dangerous and th eonly way to kill it is to slice off its head with a pickled hering.